phiLOLZophy: The Different Kinds of Douchebags There Are
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The Guy Who Sleeps With You And Never Calls You Again. This guy’s douchebaggery is so white bread you regret sleeping with him based on unoriginality alone.
The Guy Who Feeds You Lines. This is similar to The Guy Who Sleeps With You And Never Calls You Again, the difference being that…
phiLOLZophy: The Pros and Cons of Friday
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Pro:
- Tonight you get to have so much fun you almost kill yourself with alcohol!
- You might get to meet a cute new crush!
- Three days of freedom!
- You get to dress casually!
- It’s your last day of work for the week!
- Maybe you get paid!
- Leave work early because it’s Friday!
- Your love…
